Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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