it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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