Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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