No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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