I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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