have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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