Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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