I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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