I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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