He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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