People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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