Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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