You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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