Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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