I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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