just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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