Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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