he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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