btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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