All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
what if I'm pregnant?
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So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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