really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Someone signed my nipple.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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