So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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