one word: firstdatebathroomanal
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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