you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Last time i carry you out of a forest
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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