I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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