dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We were destined to go to rehab together
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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