well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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