'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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