So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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