Ketchup is God's man juice
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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