Dual....:-)
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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