I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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