hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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