He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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