Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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