You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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