As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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