glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
