People in love make me want to vomit
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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