How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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