Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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