You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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