I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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