I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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