And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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