***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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