The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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