oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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