3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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