you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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