Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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