sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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