last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Randomize