MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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