their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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